A CLEVER CAPTION!!
The photos, below, of the snapping turtle were taken during the last ABC class in September, 2011 at Barren’s. We asked (just for fun) for folks to submit their most imaginative caption for the picture (turtle in the reserved spot) by placing their suggestion slip in the container in the back of the church. After all, what's not to like about a snapping turtle in a church's reserved parking spot. All the captions offered in God's creative spirit are listed below the photos.
CLEVER CAPTION ENTRIES
We’d like to thank our entry winners (they are all winners of participation in God's creative Spirit) for using their gifts of imagination and submitting a creative caption for our snapping turtle pictures taken back in September, 2011 at Barren’s. Below are the clever captions we received from our parish folks:
· Darn Humans! That sign wasn’t there when I started! – Wally Foreman
(Emmanuel)
· Handicapped? I’m running as fast as I can! – Wally Foreman (Emmanuel)
· I may be slow, but God still provides me a place to park. – Ron Henry
(Emmanuel)
· Pastor Roy, help me find the way. – Nancy Bobb (St. John’s)
· Is this what’s meant by handicapping the race? – Sharon Yake (St. John’s)
· Handicapped or not, plan to shell out on Sunday. – Frank Yake (St. John’s)
· Sillee hoomans! Yur sign means nothing 2 mee! – Dawn Grib (Barren’s)
· Jesus’ Special Delivery – Kamdyn Balko (Barren’s)
· Is Jesus starting a Barren’s Church Zoo? – Kamdyn Balko (Barren’s)
· Don’t even think of parking there! – John Hampton (Barren’s)
· I awoke this morning feeling pretty crappy. But, living in God's amazing grace,
you could say I'm just a little snappy. No matter my state of mind, or where in
life I find myself to be, I know I'll can find safe rest at F.U.L.P. - Pam Arndt
(Barren's)
· The Blessing of the Animals is where?!? Oh man! I need to start reading my
newsletter closer. – Anonymous
· I’s not handicapped, I’s just naturally slow! – Mary Lutz (Barren’s)
· "Parking reserved for turtles only!” – Josiah Stetler (Barren’s)
· Darn Humans! That sign wasn’t there when I started! – Wally Foreman
(Emmanuel)
· Handicapped? I’m running as fast as I can! – Wally Foreman (Emmanuel)
· I may be slow, but God still provides me a place to park. – Ron Henry
(Emmanuel)
· Pastor Roy, help me find the way. – Nancy Bobb (St. John’s)
· Is this what’s meant by handicapping the race? – Sharon Yake (St. John’s)
· Handicapped or not, plan to shell out on Sunday. – Frank Yake (St. John’s)
· Sillee hoomans! Yur sign means nothing 2 mee! – Dawn Grib (Barren’s)
· Jesus’ Special Delivery – Kamdyn Balko (Barren’s)
· Is Jesus starting a Barren’s Church Zoo? – Kamdyn Balko (Barren’s)
· Don’t even think of parking there! – John Hampton (Barren’s)
· I awoke this morning feeling pretty crappy. But, living in God's amazing grace,
you could say I'm just a little snappy. No matter my state of mind, or where in
life I find myself to be, I know I'll can find safe rest at F.U.L.P. - Pam Arndt
(Barren's)
· The Blessing of the Animals is where?!? Oh man! I need to start reading my
newsletter closer. – Anonymous
· I’s not handicapped, I’s just naturally slow! – Mary Lutz (Barren’s)
· "Parking reserved for turtles only!” – Josiah Stetler (Barren’s)
