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A CLEVER CAPTION!!

The photos, below, of the snapping turtle were taken during the last ABC class in September, 2011 at Barren’s.  We asked (just for fun) for folks to submit their most imaginative caption for the picture (turtle in the reserved spot) by placing their suggestion slip in the container in the back of the church.  After all, what's not to like about a snapping turtle in a church's reserved parking spot.  All the captions offered in God's creative spirit are listed below the photos.

CLEVER CAPTION ENTRIES

We’d like to thank our entry winners (they are all winners of participation in God's creative Spirit) for using their gifts of imagination and submitting a creative caption for our snapping turtle pictures taken back in September, 2011 at Barren’s.  Below are the clever captions we received from our parish folks:

·  Darn Humans!  That sign wasn’t there when I started! – Wally Foreman

      (Emmanuel)
·  Handicapped? I’m running as fast as I can! – Wally Foreman (Emmanuel)
·  I may be slow, but God still provides me a place to park. – Ron Henry

      (Emmanuel)
·  Pastor Roy, help me find the way. – Nancy Bobb (St. John’s)
·  Is this what’s meant by handicapping the race? – Sharon Yake (St. John’s)
·  Handicapped or not, plan to shell out on Sunday. – Frank Yake (St. John’s)
·  Sillee hoomans!  Yur sign means nothing 2 mee! – Dawn Grib (Barren’s)
·  Jesus’ Special Delivery – Kamdyn Balko (Barren’s)
·  Is Jesus starting a Barren’s Church Zoo? – Kamdyn Balko (Barren’s)
·  Don’t even think of parking there! – John Hampton (Barren’s)
·  I awoke this morning feeling pretty crappy.  But, living in God's amazing grace,

      you could say I'm just a little snappy.  No matter my state of mind, or where in
      life I find myself to be, I know I'll can find safe rest at F.U.L.P. - Pam Arndt
      (Barren's)
·  The Blessing of the Animals is where?!?  Oh man!  I need to start reading my

      newsletter closer. – Anonymous
·  I’s not handicapped, I’s just naturally slow! – Mary Lutz (Barren’s)
·  "Parking reserved for turtles only!” – Josiah Stetler (Barren’s)

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    • Barren's United >
      • Barren's 200th Anniversary Celebration
      • Barren's Handbell Choir
    • Emmanuel
    • St. John's Franklin
    • Our History >
      • Pastor Naomi Sease Carriker
    • Social Issues
  • Newsletters
  • Pastor
    • Vicar Micki Kautz - AiM
    • Pastor Roy's Sermons
  • Outreach
    • Blood Drives
    • Habitat For Humanity
    • Heifer International
    • Malaria Campaign
    • New Hope Ministries
  • Ministries
  • Miscellaneous
    • CommunityAid Clothing Bin
    • Youth Confirmation
    • Lower Susquehanna Synod >
      • 2009 Churchwide Assembly Highlights
      • 2013 Synod Assembly Highlights
      • 2014 Synod Assembly Highlights
      • 2015 Synod Assembly
      • 2016 Synod Assembly
      • 2017 Synod Assembly Highlights
      • 2018 Synod Assembly
    • Snapping Turtle Captions - 2011
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      • 2011 Mother/Daughter Banquet
      • 2012 Mother/Daughter Banquet
      • 2013 Mother/Daughter Banquet
      • 2016 Women's Night Out Banquet
    • Vacation Bible School (VBS)
    • Youth Lock-In - 2013
    • Pink Flamingo Youth Fundraiser
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